Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Workaholics to the extreme.. passionate and prudent and strong-willed...

not an ideal companion through circumstances of tedium

don't jump their queues, ok?

Hilary Clinton.



Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)

the ultimate learners from experience... even if they do sometimes blur around their own edges. Watch them, learn from them...sometimes imitate, often deny..

but you can count on the relationship between you.


Capricorn(Dec 22-Jan 19)

While the rest of us are looking forward to the excitement of a new annus-wonderous, Cornies are faced with the prospect that they just recently became a whole year older.... which means that they are one year closer to developing a reputation for sillyness and grumbles.

They don't age well or willingly, y'know?


Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

the NFL (American Football league) world collapses after the NY Giants rise up against overwhelming odds and humiliate the smoke-n-mirrors NE Patriots..

But no-one notices out in the real world...

the real battle is between Political race and Imperial gender..

Smart money sez hedge yer bets and try to cheat...

but the Aquies don't have to cheat, they just make the book.

Fellinni, Bogart, Germaine, Hoffa, Fabian


Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)  

Spiritual healers and manipulaters, helpers and carers..

and frequently hypochondriacs of karma..

we love their earnestness and genuine schizophrenia..

and they have the nicest smiles..



Aries (March 21-April 19)

Can ya hear the drumbeat... the rythm of marching ideals and determinations... ?

is the ground shivering around where you are....? Does the sun seem a little brighter than it once did?

why is that?

ask an aries

oh,.......and when the drums stop

smile and look happy.



Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Still full from the festives, starting to get hungry for power and control.. Moo-ers and bellowers of the world,

They go less into debt than the rest of us... payments are never late

and the financial and personal cheques never bounce..

if only they'd listen to reason -

or birdsong.


Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Either obsessive or chaotic.. with equal fervour.

hard to keep up with, easy to smile at, dangerous to betray..

Clint Eastwood, Mel Blanc.


Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Once I knew a Cancer... or thought I did, and yet, even with the unsurety,

I knew them better than they did....

and generally liked them better too.


Leo (July 23-Aug 22)

Barack's a Leo...

Jagger and Jacqie "O" too.

These are not normal people, not never ever...



Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)

Virgo's would be more aptly spelled "Vergo" since they are perrennially on the "Verge" of something...

often cleaning and putting things away.


Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)

The astrological silent assassins, Nice people, smart people and loyal within their own reason..

Sleek and handsome, smooth and yet edgy..

It's not that they tend to be in the background, it's more that they have taken a step back to better observe.

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