Aries (March 21-April 19)

Smaller people tell you that you're not as good as you know you are...but they can't see tall enough to judge.

 

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Has the wall fallen down yet?? well, never mind, just keep banging your head against it.

 

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

If everyone has an evil twin somewhere, does that mean that you have two??

 

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

No-One knows better than you do - do they?

 

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)

Some of my best friends and worst enemies are Leos - so are some of yours.

 

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)

Everything is not always as it appears - even the most dismal disaster can be magnified if you try hard enough.

 

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)

At long last love... or at least lunch.

 

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you fake.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)

It's summer - it's a new Millennium - it's another chance to get it right.

 

Capricorn(Dec 22-Jan 19)

hey, what makes you think you deserve a seperate birthday present during Christmas season....jeeeeeeez!!

 

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Aquarians are the natural prey of the personality planet, the sumbmerged part of the intellectual food chain. They are the spark that sets the flame to burn and the means to balance the cosmos. They are sickeningly indispensible. Don't gloat, you'll pay.

 

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)

The incongruous pisces with their supercillious air and that deft toss of the forelock - how fishin' DARE THEY??

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