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VALENTINE'S DAY #2

IN OLDEN DAYS,

A VALENTINE CAME CLOAKED IN MYSTERY...

SOME WIDE-EYED HOPEFUL SUITOR

PRACTISED HARD ON BENDED KNEE,

AND PRAYED TO ONE DAY SPEAK HIS LOVE

FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE...

IN OLDEN DAYS, A VALENTINE COULD NOT YOUR FATHER BE....

 

IT USED TO BE A VEE DAY CARD CAME UNNANNOUNCED, AT DAWN,

SLIPPED SILENTLY AND FURTIVELY BENEATH THE DOOR,

THEN GONE

WOULD BE THE MESSENGER, AND COLD WOULD BE HIS TRAIL

A MAIDEN WONDERED ALL YEAR ROUND,

JUST WHO MIGHT BE HER MALE.

 

AND FLOWERS CAME IN SECRET

WITH NO GREETING CARD ATTACHED...

SLIPPED QUICKLY ON THE PILLOW,

WHEN THE DOOR WAS LEFT UNLATCHED....

AND CANDY CAME ANONYMOUS,

AND WORDS WERE LEFT UNSAID...

AND EARNEST HOPES FROM HOPELESS DOPES

DEMANDED TO BE READ.

 

FOR VALENTINES ARE EQUAL TIMES,

WHEN SUITORS ARE UNKNOWN...

AND LITTLE PLANTED SEEDS OF LOVE

CAN OFTEN BLOOM FULL GROWN

WITHOUT THE STARE OF SOCIAL CARE,

WITHOUT THE FEAR TO FAIL...

YES, EVERY ONE LOOKS JUST AS GOOD

WHEN TRAVELLING THROUGH THE MAIL.

 

FOR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IT WAS

THAT SENT THE TREASURED NOTE.

THE BUDDING ROSE, THE CHOCOLATE HEART,

THE PERFECT SINGLE QUOTE...

TO TOUCH THE SOUL - TO THAW THE ICE -

TO MAKE THE MENFOLK OUT OF MICE..

THEN MAYBE IT WAS SOMEONE NICE

AND SOMETHING NICE CAN START.

 

BUT VALENTINES FROM FOLKS YOU KNOW

ARE SOMETHING ELSE AGAIN.

FROM NEIGHBOURS NEAR AND CLASSMATES DEAR

AND HORDES OF PIMPLY MEN.

IT ISN'T QUITE THE SAME YOU KNOW, I LONG FOR OLDEN DAYS.

OF CHIVALRY AND PAGEANTRY AND LESS FAMILIAR WAYS.

 

BUT I MUST CHANGE AS LIFE DEMANDS

AND MUST NOT BE SO SAD...

IF NOWADAYS A VALENTINE CAN SHOW UP FROM YOUR DAD.

SO HERE IT IS, FROM ME TO YOU.. NO SECRET RIDDLE HERE,

A VALENTINE TO MAKE YOU SHINE AND GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR.

 

A TICKLE IN THE LETTERS AND A GIGGLE IN THE SPACE...

WISH I WAS THERE TO SHARE THE AIR

AND KISS YOUR SILLY FACE,

AND HOLD YOU TIGHTLY CLOSE TO ME AND NEVER LET YOU GO,

AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN YOUR EAR

AND BE YOUR FAVORITE BEAU.

 

BUT I AM STILL SO FAR AWAY, (AND SO OF COURSE ARE YOU)

YET ON THIS DAY, LIKE ALL THE REST, I LOVE YOU JUST AS TRUE.

AND IF YOU READ THIS CAREFULLY YOU'LL SEE, ON EVERY LINE

AN EARNEST PLEA TO YOU FROM ME

THAT ON THIS DAY YOU'LL WILLINGLY

A MOMENT PAUSE AND SAY YOU'LL BE

MY PERFECT VALENTINE.

 

THIS LITTLE RHYME, THIS VALENTINE,

FOR BOTH MY GIRLS COMPOSED-

WOULD PROBABLY LOOK MUCH BETTER

WERE IT WRAPPED AROUND A ROSE..

OR EDIBLE OR CHOCOLATEY OR HUNDRED DOLLAR NOTES,

OR SPRINKLED THROUGHOUT LIBERALLY

WITH MILLION DOLLAR QUOTES.

BUT SAD TO SAY, THIS JOYEFUL DAY, I HAVE NO FANCY THINGS,

NO CARRIAGE RIDES, OR SABLE COATS ...

NO LITTLE HEARTS ON RINGS..

NOT EVEN CHUBBY CUPID WHISTLING DOWN ON SATIN WINGS..

JUST LITTLE WORDS.. SWEET HUMBLE WORDS...

SENT SKYWARD ON 'LECTRONIC BIRDS,

TO WING THEIR WAY INTO YOUR HEART ,

MY WARMEST LOVE TO BRING.

SO THING OF ME, ON THIS V.D., AS I SHALL THINK OF YOU..

AND KNOW OF THIS.. SOME SEEK TO KISS..

AND OTHERS SEEK TO WOO..

BUT THAT'S NOT ME...I WON YOU SEE...

I ALWAYS WILL BE TRUE...

THOUGH COME THE DAY WHEN YOU BOTH PRAY..

THAT NOSY DAD WOULD GO AWAY,

AND LEAVE YOU HAPPILY AT PLAY

IT'S NOT MY JOB, IT'S NOT MY TASK..

NO MATTER HOW YOU CHOOSE TO ASK..

I SIMPLY LOVE YOU, CAN'T CHANGE THAT...

DON'T WANT TO, WON'T, CAN'T.. NO. NO NO.

SO THERE,

THAT'S IT

I TOLD YOU SO.

 

 

I LOVE YOU SWEETHEARTS.

DADDY  

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