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OK, so the longest day of the year has come and gone, and you're STILL not King of the World..... someone else must have REALLY messed things up.. |
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You'll get it right next time.. honest, you really will!! |
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Confusion, confusion, chaos, chaos... dinner for two?? or four???? |
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Oops, sorry... maybe it's time to give numerology a try. |
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Ah yes.. the lioness does all the work.. and the lion eats it's young. |
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Everything old is new again... |
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Romance is coming.. LOOK OUT!! |
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In the great grand scheme of things...it's just another month - and it'll be over before you know it. |
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This will be the most significant month of your entire life...your greatest challenge will be to find out why. |
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Only another entire half a year to a birthday party... |
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Aquarians.. the mudstock nation.. high on life and bad acid... the Wavy Gravy children...designers of silly jewellry and strange head adornments... the second shepherd in the nativity play of life...never Patsy, always Edina or Saffron. We love ya really, little 'quarians - yer as cute as hamster hats. |
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It's the paranoid month for Pisces...better check up on your beloved, things are not ALWAYS as they seem.. or then again, maybe they are...hard to tell from here, y'know? |
If ya don't like these Horoscopes... try some old ones here.
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