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I've decided that 2007 is gonna be the year for Tareans...so, if it isn't, then let me know and I'll post a complaint. But Princess Blair doesn't count in this.. it's not gonna be a great year for Cherie's lisping lapdog...
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Ah yes, Blair and Brown make the perfect Gemmies..conjoined and warring, similar yet diametrically opposed.. it's gonna be fun watching the separation operation... EVENTUALLY. |
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As you MUST know by now, this is dubbya's b'day month...until someone puts the drooling idiot out of our misery we'll be stuck with his prevalence.. and his idiot children and his moronic wife and his slippery brother and his senile father and his ugly damned dog. bah humbug. |
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Ok, so Leo runs the world.. or at least most of us are willing to let them think that they do.. don't tell 'em it'll break their little hearts... altho' they'd never show it. |
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Virgo have historically been associated with virginity... hah! Virgin my arse. |
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Ducking responsibility, tilting at power stations, leading by encouragement.. Ghandi, Tutu, Lennon, Pele and Oscar Wilde... you're in good company as long as they all stay sober |
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Most of the best people in the world are Scorpios... they are bright and assertive and know what they damn well want... but they have unprotected hearts and they're stubborn as a brick wall.. this may be a dangerous year for them. |
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I love 'em, cuddly and cute li'l Saggies, just stop following me around... I HAVE NO SWEETS FOR YOU. |
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Cappers have the Christmas curse and spend the rest of the year establishing their unique individualism. And, just when they've succeeded, we all forget. |
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Quite friendly for a bumch of uppity snobs.. but they mean well.. most of the time. |
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Adaptable, gentle, patient.. most likely to be a vegetarian.. least likely to run a concentration camp (unless they're told to.) but beware the gentle smile and the winning ways... |
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My Arian friends tell me that this is the part of the century at which they excel... organisers and planners...yearning for new worlds as they cling defiantly to the traditions of the past.. They are simply historical schitzophrenics.. ah me, the torture.
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