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ah yes.. summertime is bull-time. Dig yer heels in, Dubya, and snort and stomp somemore.. |
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y'd think that twice as much star sign would make for a more productive life cycle, now wouldn't ya? But NOOOOooooooo!! Like all other twins, deep down they're in agreement, but the surface is a morass of chaos and dissention. |
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well, it's george bush's birthday month.. somwhere there's a midwife or duty-nurse wringing her hands and drinking heavily, right about now. |
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And just when we need someone to be in charge and rule and fix things and get things done.. along comes Leo to be in charge and rule. |
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heart on the sleeve, head in the clouds, memory like a torn fishing net, pretty as a picture with a smudge in the corner.. yes folks, It's them Virgins with the sluts inside. The trick is to get to the inside without destroying the outside. |
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Well, dammit... whose fault IS it then...? We all know it's not mine... DON'T WE!!! |
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Scorpios are the bullies of the astrological world, trampling down the cornfield in the sky and stealing cosmic lunchmonies. They MEAN well, but find it difficult to be perceived as soft or vulnerable |
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Saggies are the nicest and most timid of folks..quiet and unassuming, tactful and caring for the thoughts and opinions of others.. willing to change and morph in any way so as not to rock the boat... oh, no.. oops... never mind. |
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There's always a hint of sadness and resignation about Cappers.. as though their inner child is about to sob uncontrollably... and for no particular reason. but in the meantime, the smile is both genuine and deep. bask in it, but wear sunscreen. |
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Optimists rule - and with an iron fist. |
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As the years tick over, Pisces are most preoccupied with the nature of things - with the yin and yang of natural harmony and the extremes of the real world. Sorry 'bout the sewage in the oceans guys and gals... maybe science will give us some mutated sewage-eating whale shark and the balance will be restored. |
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If Aries do indeed rule the world.. why isn't it perfect.? |
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