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can't argue with Taureans... well, ya CAN argue with 'em but what's the point, they ain't gonna change. |
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well, the golden opportunity for the twins has come and went...again |
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well, it's george bush's birthday month.. but it's bound to get better |
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In this time of such a desperate need for leaders with consciences and dignity, maybe leo will step forward and drag us kicking and screaming back to a decent world...as long as we let them rule it, of course. |
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hey Virgos, no big decisions to make this time around...lay back and float awhile, just like normal but without the guilt this time - yea.. THAT'll happen !! |
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Summertime for Libra's... midway between spring cleaning and harvest festivals, the one time when you're neither disposing or collecting. Enjoy it kids, it don't last long. |
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hey stingers... time to get into training for the London Olympics.. only seven years to go. |
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Sagitarians never really get their full deserves... they quietly go about their business of attempted world domination with a peaceful reserve of dignity and calm. Famous Saggis include Churchill, Beethoven, Mark Twain, Sinatra, Jim Morrison, Walt Disney, Dale Carnegie, Bruce Lee and Bette Midler... a pretty harmless bunch I'm sure you'll agree. |
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Capricorns enjoy the summer heat and try desperately to appear at home in the tropics... they're the ones in the silly shorts, white legs and knotted hankies..... gotta love 'em, right? |
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the secret keepers, myth generators and legend creators for the planet keep guarded to themselves in the summertime... it's always most dangerous when the drums stop. |
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see, ya didn't listen to me when I suggested you take the year off, now did ya... and just look what happened... wars famine and more geldof thanx heaps. |
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Aries rule the world, or at least their own view of it. Just go ahead and let'em think so, it's much easier. |
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