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Spring birthdays are the best.. all that "nature reborn" kinda stuff fills the place with optimism and positive energy... that's why they hold elections in November. |
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time to say something productive and functional about the twins.... this just might be their year, y'know? Find one..or two.. and befriend them/him/her. ya never know. But if you already ARE one/two, gather up your bustles and prepare to have your cockles filled with glee. |
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The sign of the crab.. looks more fierce than it is..bites off more than it can chew.. and then retreats into it's shell. Mostly hollow and willing to lose a limb every now and again.. Not much meaty reward and too much work to really enjoy the experience. I think george bush is a Cancer. |
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This is conscience time for Leos. Mamalion gets all the glory in Springtime and the pride leader mainly gets to roar a lot and look impressive. It's a time when leos question their value. Some get up and get after it. Some rest on laurels. Some get major depression and lose confidence. Don't be that way. |
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Spring cleaning for Virgo's.. time to make lists and lose them, make plans and change them, kill the fated calf and become vegan... It's time for Virgo's to do what they do best, first, last and always - enact indecision. |
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Libran's tend to move house in the Springtime.. it's their way of avoiding unpleasant tasks like cleaning, dusting, filing and writing letters. |
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It appears as if Scorpios are set to remodel the planet and paint it tartan - ah well, whatever makes 'em happy I suppose. Just put your stuff away when you finish. |
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Saggis are the peacemakers.. the healers of spirits and bringers of calm to the fiery souls that they tend to attract. They are frequently rebuffed in their noble attempts and are vanquished in the flames. But peace and calm are always worth the effort, even in futility. |
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Spring is always a good time for Cappis.. the sun on their skin and sweet breezes in the air carry new optimism to their hearts and fresh energy to their noble determination. Cappis that make it to the Spring without dissolving into holiday depression count their blessings and move lightly forward. |
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Stop that whispering over there... speak up! |
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It wasn't a good birthday for fishes, what with the bombs and death and all...doesn't look good for the future either. Might wanna take this year off. |
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Nothing will happen to Ariens this year.. nothing good or bad. They'll THINK that lots is happening but next Spring they'll find out that it was all a dream sequence. what a waste, eh? |
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