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It's Spring again. Charge something... |
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The twins play guessing games with our powers of observation and recollection. It's not nice of them , but it's what they do, y'know? |
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Hot fun in the Summertime... |
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The claws that catch, the jaws that bite - oh, hast thou slain the jabberwock...come to my arms my beamish boy it's a Leo and it's coming home to roost. you know what that means - don't you? |
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Ah, Virgos in the springtime.. full of hope and guarded optimism. brimming with false confidence and demands.. the queens of the "honey do" and the princes of "put off" It's a damn good job they give good cuddles. |
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hey, look, mavis - we survived the Winter.. if any of your limbs froze. ya haveta eat 'em before they thaw otherwise they'll spoil. It's a redneck cousin-lovin' thing - but not ALL librans subscribe.. some just buy at the newsstand. |
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That goshdarn scorpio thing that brought us george w shrub is now winding the knot a little tighter - we got battles in the Gharza and Irish bombmakers have risen from their hibernation - Dylan turned sixty and you can go to your local movie theatre and see "A Hard Day's Night" on the big screen ..The times they are a .... no they're not. |
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Saggies don't tend to wake well after the winter snows melt.. prove 'em all wrong - smile a while. |
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See, didn't I tell you it'd be Wunnerful!!! Ya never listen to me, y'know? Maybe next time, you'll buy an extra ticket. |
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Great recovery, I woulda never guessed ya had the staying power. It's a good roll from here for at least six months.. enjoy the ride. |
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The sun shines down on the fishes and that's the way they like it. Glistening jewels in the rivers of life they remain the best catch of the day.. getcha one, if ya can... or better yet, enjpoy the simple glory of BEIN' one. |
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me and the biggest diamond of all make the sign the way it is.. and that's enuff said for this month |
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