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According to the experts it's hibernation time for Sagittariuns.. prove 'em all wrong, why not? |
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By rights, Cappies should be on top of the world right about now...and lots of 'em are.....what? You're not? I'd file a complaint if I were you. |
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Peace on earth, Goodwill toward men. Find the star and follow it..NO - not THAT star.. the other one. |
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I've been somewhat mean to our Fishies lately.. they didn't deserve it, but in good time they will. Lucky they can take care of themselves. |
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Winter and Aries...snow on fire.. lotsa stuff to control and organise.. lotsa time to be sensitive as all get up... ain't they wunnerful? |
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Ah yes, not really a time for brute force and determination.. maybe you Tauries can come back when we're open. |
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Some people believe that THIS is the true Millenium debut..that this new year's eve is the end of the long and drawn out nightmare.. the end of the screams and the shattered bones.. the end of the aches and pains... the end of the gloom. but they don't know if it gets any better. |
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Summer signs are traditionally lost at this time of year. Their entire being cries out for sun and seashore.. but all they get is icestorms and bad tempers. make the best of it, surf'll soon be up. |
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I always have the hardest time forseeing the Leo times... probably because they deliberately fog up my glasses to obfuscate the details... (hey, look it up, leo's it's not like you have anything useful to half-complete.) |
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It's Christmas time for Virgo's.. after all, it's after June. All the presents were bought and wrapped long ago - even for those who don't deserve them, as usual. Something about the Yule season just sends Virgo's into very non-Virgo behaviour. If you have to deal with one - yer on your own. |
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Librans buy the best presents - give the most thoughtful gifts and ask the least in return. This is their time to shine.. (don't mess it up guys, it's only once a year.) |
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The trouble with our stingtail friends is that they are often gone during this stretch of the calendar... tramping the surfaces of places hitherto unseen in search of new and more luxurious holes to hide in. In absentia, we'll say as little as possible about them. |
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