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It's a time for calm reflection.. and then it's time for hysterical paranoia. See ya next month. |
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See, I WARNED you that romance was coming....but did you listen..??? |
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This is Scorpio time.. really it is... honest... don't go back to sleep, you'll miss it for sure. |
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The dulling autumn days extend towards the winter whites with an aging and rustful hand. Satisfaction is to be had, but only for the reaching soul. Be brave... reach out. |
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If one more person buys me a combination present.. I'll kill 'em... honest to god and his mother...I'll KILL 'em stone dead. |
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Purple's coming back.. and so is paisley. More than all others we are mired in the time of silliness and yet we must try still to look serious. It's a curse, dearie... just grin, bear and see it through. |
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I knew a pisces once who believed with all of her heart that the Garden of Eden was situated somewhere near Texas stadium, in Irving Texas. I convinced her that, as the Reet once said, "Cows will give "Jack Black". She is.. as are all Pisceans, immmune to disappointment. I hate that in a person. ... supercillious little feel-good know-it-alls with optimism for blood and the conviction of all true jellyheads. Who needs 'em.. it's the Roman's fault, the calendar was much better as an eleven monther... |
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They call them "The dog days" of Autumn. There's a reason. |
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It's time for Taureans to come into their own. Bull headed stubborness (or sheer ornery cussedness, as it's sometimes known) is due to pay off anytime now.. for heaven's sake don't give up. |
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It would be nicer if this was the time of your life but that's not due until July of 2005. Buy your fireworks now. |
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Poor Cancer.. the stars just don't seem to like crustaceans o'er much. But, y'know what.. since thin-skinned is definitely not one of the traits of this fair and even sign - who gives a tuppenny toss anyhoo, right?? Plough on, and keep the furrow straight.. that's all that really counts - well. that and cold beer. |
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It's panic time for leos... another year down the line and still no galaxy to rule save for that belonging to someone else. It's not so easy to continue being twenty nine for the eleventh year when all around are asking YOU what's on the other side of the hill. Tell 'em it's vineyards.. .. aging, rich vines of diamond grapes. All the best things in life take time... and you're living proof. So there. |
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